I’m giving the Pleasure Garden Club 4 our of 5 stars but I really want to give it only 3.

–_– I observed a female that weighed about 200llbs getting whipped on the back end, when all of a sudden another male materialized from THE OTHER SIDE of her like the ghost of Hamlet’s father. (Apparently if you want to go into the back rooms only couples are allowed to, unescorted males must be invited) The «orgy porgy» consisted of the 3 couples in the same room engaging in various sexual activities with their respective partners. They were alleged to have been having an «orgy porgy» according to one male observer who was trying to bed me and my male companion. The only remotely attractive people were a few couples in their mid 30’s. The only hanky panky in the room was from an elderly pair in their 60’s- 70’s, I’m all for senior citizens having an active sex life but I did not go to a sex club to see people that reminded me of my grandparents getting more action than me. A few novices attempted to unleash their inner stripper while I stifled a giggle. There was one room off to the back with a stage and a stripper pole. When we went inside it looked like a high school prom with nobody dancing. We produced our $ 45 trial membership tickets to the female attendant at the front desk. My male companion and I went on a Friday night. A bunch of sweaty hot nubile bodies engaging in wild orgiastic uninhibited sex. When I think of a sex club I was picturing the orgy scene from Caligula. I would give it 5 stars if the bathrooms were a little better kept but I just get in and get out of there… Everyone is always super nice and approachable. Don’t come with super high unrealistic expectations and you and your BF/GF will have a good time. We love to dance and grind with each other without inhibition so this is the place to do that. Saturday nights are the best night by far, Friday nights can be a little scary as they let in up to 13 single guys and they mostly seem like «creepers». As far as the food goes I don’t know why anyone would have high expectations for a place like this and that being said I think it’s pretty good considering what type of place it is and why people are there in the first place. There are certainly plenty of people that we would not be interested in «playing with» but there are also some very good looking people too. The music is hit or miss but we make the best of it. The bartenders do a great job of getting you your drinks fast. The layout is great if you like to dance. We’ve been to 4 clubs in the «Philly» area and this is by far the best of them.

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